Original Limerics (just for fun y'all!)

Paris of the Garden
Polished runway rose
To the dirt she'll turn up her nose
The aphids compete
To dine at her feet
Till into the vase she goes!

Kosher Flowers
Mr. Birdie Schwartz the Third
Singing without words
Inspecting each flora
As one might the Torah
Oye! Only a hummingbird!